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The world is full of function. Physical, spiritual, mental, sexual, etc… Some are very functional, a lot are dysfunctional. Me? I’m THISfunctional! Hi, I’m Jimmie. I’m a father, a husband, a brother, a son, a BROTHER (if you know, you know), a bartender (defacto therapist)… but, more importantly, I’m me. I’m in my mid 40’s and I’m finally ready to figure this craziness out!
Hop on board the ride! I have no destination ticket… it’s a One way passport to wherever the hell I end up and I’ll have family and friends along for the trip at times.
Episodes
Sep 12, 2023
Sep 12, 2023
51 min
As you can probably tell from the title, we’re taking a walk into uncharted and often untamed territory. That’s right, kids, once again, we’re taking without an agenda and we end up chatting about SO many idiotic topics… bugs with huge genitalia, grundle size and way too much more to type out… I guess you’ll just have to plug ‘n play with us to find out!
We also spend entirely too much time looking up and taking about the age old debate… the bigger the perineum, the better the testosterone…? We learned a lot, and so. will. you.
As always, shoot us a review and let us know how much and why you love us! Cuz, b***h, we love you most! Be F***in’ Awesome!
Sep 5, 2023
Sep 5, 2023
44 min
That’s right, you sexy mother effers! We’re back and we’re all horned up for chatting with all of you once again! Listen, life happens… podcasts get put on hold for a while, maybe sometimes we think that we (or one of us) has nothing to talk about. Well, guess what? The wait is over! We have shi-stuff to talk about now!
We just jump right back into the saddle talking about all of the things that us Trueloves get up to in our crazy life.
So, pop in your headphones, crank up that Alpine stereo in your ‘92 Corolla and jump back into bed with us! We’re prepared to bring the heat and we’ll probably, maybe… probably offend the offendable. Get ready for the ride and, as always… Be F’n Awesome!
Jan 16, 2023
Jan 16, 2023
1hr 24 min
Today, we’re late with this episode. Technical issues and working like dirty dogs got us scrambling!
Today, we’re just having a nice chat about new year stuff and honestly just a whole bunch of rambling. Guaranteed you’ll learn something about something!
We f**kin’ love you!
Jan 3, 2023
Jan 3, 2023
17 min
Welcome to the first episode of the S.K.I.N. podcast. (Swift Kick In the Nuts).
This show will be hosted by me, Jimmie! It’ll MOSTLY centered around us dudes and how we can all become better dudes.
This episode kicks off the revolution with talking about resolutions… and how much I HATE THEM!!! BUT… the resolutions I’ve come up with are simple. Necessary. For everyone.
So, dudes (ladies feel free to listen and chime in)… come along and let’s figure out how to be better. Not for others, but for ourselves. If we do that… it’s a guarantee that it’ll leak into the other parts of our worlds.
Dec 22, 2022
Dec 22, 2022
1hr 28 min
On todays episode, we continue our discussion about the pros and cons of p0rn. April and Jimmie have VERY different views on it (surprise, surprise), but have a spot on similar view of it if JIMMIE MAKES IT! So, we talk about a lot!
Listen in and have some fun with us!
We f*ckin’ love y’all!
Dec 15, 2022
Dec 15, 2022
45 min
On this episode we finish up with our anniversary advice and stories for our 11 years together. We talk about s*x, porn, if it’s ok to consume porn alone in a relationship? Together? We discuss the the ups and downs, the triumphs and defeats… and, we laugh and love through it all!
it’s definitely something you need listen to!
We f**kin’ love you!
Nov 25, 2022
Nov 25, 2022
48 min
Happy Friday folks! We’re sorry for the late post, but, post Thanksgiving comas and driving made it impossible for us to work a computer!
By the time you’re hearing this, it’s a couple of days away from the 11 year anniversary of April and Jimmie being together! So, we’re giving our advise and sharing our experiences that have almost broken us, but have ultimately made us stronger as individual and a couple.
We also discuss raising kids, technology, gay voices, parking lot raves and so much more!
We f**Kin’ love you kids!
Nov 21, 2022
Nov 21, 2022
1hr 12 min
Why am I like this? Why are we ALL like this? What am I talking about? I’m talking about our collective love of learning about murderers and the fascination with the dark side of life! That’s right! I love me a good serial killer story and this one is no exception.
Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker plagues California for WAY too long with no real pattern or noticeable method to his madness. I dive in DEEP and find the details that a lot of the media left out. Join me on this wild ride into the mind and times of a true mad man!
New intro music brought to you by Dane And the Death Machine. Check them out on Instagram at www.Instagram.com/dane_andthe_death_machine.
Nov 17, 2022
Nov 17, 2022
40 min
PART 2! In this part of the episode, we go in deep about the similarities in ADHD and autism, hormones on and off of birth control, mindsets revolving around sex and birth control, body hair, Jimmie’s hair removal, p*nis size and sooooo much more!
Strap in sugar tits! We’re goin’ in HARD!
We f*ckin love you!
Nov 10, 2022
Nov 10, 2022
37 min
Once again… the ramblings of the Project BFA team are in FULL EFFECT!
We cover a little bit of our pasts and how far we’ve come over the last decade. We also discuss ADHD, head injuries, working out (or not working out), becoming Amish, off grid living, the reasons for the switch to Project BFA, being “blessed” and soooo much more! Let’s get this train ROLLIN’! We f*ckin’ love you!